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✅ The Never-Ending All-in-One Platform Game


💡 Newskategorie: Programmierung
🔗 Quelle: dev.to

Beware of the never-ending board game with all-in-one platforms... I've seen this game plays sooo many times!

  1. Buy the Platform: Get a popular platform everyone likes.

  2. Struggle with Setup: It looked easier in the ads...

  3. Quit at 80%: Customize it a bit, then give up because the last part takes forever.

  4. Notice Missing Stuff: It works, but you wish it had more features. The company says "soon."

  5. Wait for Updates: Spoiler: The updates never come.

  6. Start from Scratch: Meet with engineers. They say "it’s easier to just make a new one".

  7. Build Your Dream: Start making the platform you really wanted.

  8. Question the Delay: Wonder why it’s taking so long.

  9. Launch Partly Finished: Launch it 80% done, a year later.

  10. Bury the Rest: The last 20% gets lost under new requests.

  11. Overwhelm Engineers: Engineers get too busy with other stuff.

  12. Outdate the Platform: The platform gets old.

  13. Return to Start: That's not our core, right? Time to look for something ready-made.

  14. Repeat the Cycle: Back to step one.

Roll the dice, move forward, and try not to get stuck!

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