Here's what fixed our bugs by morning — and what set the codebase on fire.
I was on call for the fourth Friday in a row when I decided I was done being paged at 2am for null dereferences.
Not because they're hard to fix. Because they're boring to fix. Read the stack trace. Find the line. Add a null check. Write a test you should have written...
🛡️ VERIFIED CYBER INTELLIGENCE ID: #3343633