🔧 Ad-Hoc Video Analytics with DuckDB on Parquet Exports from Production SQLite

Every couple of hours, a cron job on a cheap LiteSpeed shared host wakes up, hits the YouTube Data API for eight regions — US, GB, DE, FR, IN, BR, AU, CA — and writes trending-video metadata into a single SQLite database. That is the entire ingestion pipeline behind TrendVidStream, a multi-region video streaming discovery site I run. PHP 8.4...