A 2023 HotOS paper by Sanjay Ghemawat (MapReduce/Bigtable co-author) and Amin Vahdat (Google Fellow) got repackaged by tech media as "microservices are dead." It said no such thing. Three years later, the misreading has traveled further than the paper itself.

This post does three things: reconstructs what the paper actually claims, maps its three...