Ahoy, me nerdy hearties! ⚓
Today, we sail deeper into the digital abyss, where the seas are encrypted and the only map we follow is man pages. Welcome to Part 1 of this chaos: Getting Arch Installed & Ready for SSH Shenanigans. 🧑✈️💻
Let the plundering begin.
🪓 Step 1: Flashin’ Be Plunderin’
Get yerself a fresh Arch ISO (ye ol’ treasure map 🗺️) and flash it onto a thumb drive. Use whatever tool ye fancy — dd, balenaEtcher, or magic. Doesn’t matter. Just don’t accidentally nuke your primary drive or the Kraken (a.k.a. your data) shall rise.
⚰️ Step 2: Boot Ye Olde Rig
Plug in yer USB, boot that dusty Dell (or whatever sea-worn vessel ye got), and sail straight into the BIOS. Change boot order like a rebellious pirate ignoring port law, and let the Arch ISO take the wheel. 🚢
📡 Step 3: Cast the Wi-Fi Net
Time to connect to the seven signals. Enter the iwctl tavern and speak these sacred incantations:
iwctl
station wlan0 scan
station wlan0 get-networks
station wlan0 connect wifi_name
station wlan0 show
Once you're connected, exit like a ghost (exit), and if you’re the suspicious type (which you should be), test your signal with ping archlinux.org -c 3, if the ping pings, the wind is in our sails. 🌬️🏴☠️
🔐 Step 4: SSH or Walk the Plank
Install OpenSSH (if it’s not already on board — usually is) pacman -S openssh.
Set a password for the root user (yes, ye be root now — absolute pirate king 🧑✈️). Let’s say: passwd choose something like "pass" if you're feeling lucky 🍀.
Now SSH into the box from yer main ship:
ssh root@<ip_address>
If your OS barks at ye, find an equivalent command or walk the plank.
🪚 Step 5: Slicing Up the Drive Like a Mango
Time to swashbuckle that drive:
/boot— 1GB ⚓
EFI— 1GB 🧭- The rest? LVM party time. (But don’t forget to save a few gigs for future chaos.) Estimated ~125GB for LVM. ⚔️
We use the old-school blade: fdisk. Because real pirates don’t use fancy new TUIs.
We're encrypting the big LVM partition, not the little ones — because we hate pain, but not that much.
🧙 Step 6: Manual Install? Aye, Because Pain is the Best Teacher
Could we run archinstall and be done? Sure.
Do we want to? HA. No. Where’s the fun in that, matey?
We do this the hard way. Because learning builds character (and for once, not craving trauma).
🔗 Important Runes (You Will Forget Otherwise)
Trust me, sailor, these are hard-earned battle scars:
- 🔩 Load Device Mapper before formatting yer volumes:
modprobe dm_mod
- 🪛 Update mkinitcpio hooks (or prepare to scream):
In/etc/mkinitcpio.conf, modify:
HOOKS=(base udev autodetect ... encrypt lvm2 filesystems)
- ⚙️ Tweak GRUB so it speaks encryption:
In/etc/default/grub, update:
GRUB_CMDLINE_LINUX_DEFAULT="... cryptdevice=/dev/<drive>:<volgroup> ..."
- 💣 MOST IMPORTANT:
Generate that GRUB config or the boot gods shall smite you:
grub-mkconfig -o /boot/grub/grub.cfg
If you skip this, your bootloader will throw a tantrum and “not find vmlinuz or initrd,” and you’ll be mounting USBs like a panicked sailor chasing his lost rum barrel.
(Yes, I did that. Yes, it sucked. Yes, I survived. Barely. 🥲)
🐳 What’s Next?
Now, Arch is alive and answering pings like a loyal parrot, we’ll move on to the Big Fish™: setting up Kubernetes.
But for now… pour yourself a drink, pat your encrypted SSD, and take pride. You’ve sailed through the cursed waters of manual Arch install. 🍻💾
Until next time, mateys.
Keep your drives encrypted and your SSH keys close.
And remember, the name is Captain Jack Sparrow 🏴☠️
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