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I wrote a Vibe Check for your code (Runs on a Potato 🥔)

You know that feeling when you push code at 3 AM and you're pretty sure you left a // FIXME: this is garbage somewhere? Yeah. We all do. So I wrote a tool to find it. But not just "find it"—I wanted a tool that would look me in the eye a…

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You know that feeling when you push code at 3 AM and you're pretty sure you left a // FIXME: this is garbage somewhere?



Yeah. We all do.



So I wrote a tool to find it. But not just "find it"—I wanted a tool that would look me in the eye and tell me my vibes were off.






Meet VibeCheck 🤙



VibeCheck is a high-performance Zig CLI tool that scans your codebase for "unfinished vibes"—To-Dos, hardcoded secrets, debug prints, and other signs of developer desperation.



It builds to a single ~149KB static binary. No runtime. No node_modules black hole. It runs on my laptop, my server, and probably my smart fridge.



VibeCheck Logo






Why? (The Vibe)



Linters check syntax. Static analysis checks logic. VibeCheck checks your soul.



It comes with a built-in pack called Crucial Vibes:




  • Desperation: FIX ME, XXX

  • Mock Data: lorem ipsum, John Doe

  • Fragile Paths: localhost:3000

  • Security Laziness: verify=False, chmod 777



If it finds them, it lets you know. Loudly.






The Specs (The Flex)



I built this in Zig because I wanted it to be fast and small.




  • Size: 149KB (Statically linked, stripped)

  • Speed: Scanned a 50,000 file monorepo in < 1 second.

  • Deps: Zero. None. Nada.

  • AI Mode: It has a built-in MCP Server so you can plug it into Claude Desktop and let the AI vibe check your code. 🤖






Usage



It's simple.




# Human readable scan
vibecheck .





Output:



[WARN]  Desperation Marker (FIXME)
src/main.js:42:10
| // FIXME: terrible hack, remove before launch





Or plug it into CI/CD to fail the build if the vibes are off:



vibecheck . --json







Get It



It's open source (MIT).










VibeCheck 🤙




VibeCheck Logo



Vibe Zig VibeCheck Size




"Yes, I even vibe checked vibe check 🤯"




VibeCheck is a high-performance Zig CLI tool that scans your codebase for "unfinished vibes"—To-Dos, hardcoded secrets, debug prints, and other signs of developer desperation.



It's fast, configurable, and CI/CD ready.




Features






  • ⚡ Blazing Fast: Recursively scans thousands of files in milliseconds.


  • 🪶 Featherweight: ~149KB static binary. Zero dependencies. Runs on a potato 🥔 🎤


  • 📦 Portable: Single executable. Linux, Mac, Windows. No node_modules in sight.


  • 🛡️ Battle Tested: Validated against a 50,000-file "Google-scale" monorepo.


  • 🧩 Modular: Load custom pattern packs via JSON plugin system.


  • 🤖 CI/CD Native

    • Non-zero exit codes for build failures.

    • JSON output for machine parsing.

    • GitHub Actions Annotations support (--github).








  • 🧠 AI Ready: Built-in Model Context Protocol (MCP) Server.





Installation






Build from Source





Requirements: Zig 0.13+




git clone https://github.com/copyleftdev/vibecheck.git
cd vibecheck
zig build -Doptimize=ReleaseSmall



The binary will be…









Go give it a star, or better yet, run it on your focused project and see just how "unfinished" those vibes really are.



Happy coding. 🤙

1. Sofort-Triage & Abwehrmaßnahmen

SOC Incident Playbook: Remote Code Execution (RCE) Defense
Syntax validiert (0 Fehler)
title: Detect Exploitation - I wrote a Vibe Check for your code (Runs on a Potato 🥔)
id: 1f2019ca-5f29-4e5b-8186-1c3763623088
status: experimental
description: Automatisch generierte SIEM-Erkennungsregel basierend auf CTI Intelligence
references:
  - https://tsecurity.de/
author: iShareStuff CTI Automated Detection Engine
date: 2026-09-26
logsource:
  category: network_connection
  product: any
detection:
  selection:
      CommandLine|contains:
        - 'exploit'
  condition: selection
falsepositives:
  - Legitime administrative Zugriffe oder Penetrationstests
level: high
tags:
  - attack.initial_access
Syntax validiert (0 Fehler)
rule CTI_Threat_Indicator {
    meta:
        author = "iShareStuff CTI Automated Detection Engine"
        date = "2026-09-26"
        description = "YARA Signature for "
    strings:
        $str = "I wrote a Vibe Check for your " ascii wide
    condition:
        any of them
}
Syntax validiert (0 Fehler)
index=security sourcetype IN ("cisco:asa", "pan:traffic", "zeek_conn", "suricata", "WinEventLog:Security")
("I wrote a Vibe Check for your code Runs ")
| stats count earliest(_time) as first_seen latest(_time) as last_seen by src_ip, dest_ip, dest_host, signature
| eval first_seen=strftime(first_seen, "%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S"), last_seen=strftime(last_seen, "%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S")
| sort - count
Syntax validiert (0 Fehler)
message: "*I wrote a Vibe Check for your code Runs *"
Syntax validiert (0 Fehler)
CommonSecurityLog
| where Message has "I wrote a Vibe Check for your code Runs "
| summarize EventCount = count(), FirstSeen = min(TimeGenerated), LastSeen = max(TimeGenerated) by SourceIP, DestinationIP, DestinationPort, Activity
| extend DetectionRule = "iShareStuff-CTI-Compiled"
| sort by EventCount desc

2. Cyber Threat Intelligence & Forensik

CTI Threat Relationship Graph3 Knoten / 2 Relationen
CVE / Incident Software MITRE ATT&CK CWE Weakness IoC
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MITRE ATT&CK Matrix Navigator 14 Taktiken
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Command and Control
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Impact
tsecurity.de Cognitive Threat RAG
Fokus-Vektor:

Kognitive Analyse für identifizierte Bedrohung: Erhöhte Bedrohungslage im Bereich I wrote a Vibe Check for your code (Runs.... Basierend auf 368k Vektor-Korrelationen werden sofortige Isolationsmaßnahmen für betroffene Endpunkte empfohlen.

🛡️ Angriffsfläche & Exposure

Netzwerk/Remote-Zugriff ohne Vorauthentifizierung möglich.

⚡ Empfohlene Sofortmaßnahmen
  • 1. Perimeter-Inspektion: Relevante Portfreigaben und exponierte Endpunkte unverzüglich scannen.
  • 2. Patch-Applikation: Hersteller-Hotfix einspielen oder betroffene Daemons in isolierte DMZ-Segmente überführen.
  • 3. Telemetrie & EDR-Alerts: Prozessaufrufe und Child-Processes auf anomale Shell-Spawns überwachen.
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