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I built the most honest AI coding agent: it tells you exactly what it did (nothing) I've been using AI coding agents for a while.

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Enterprise IT / Cloud Infrastruktur

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Sofortmaßnahme

Asset-Inventar prüfen & Upstream-Advisory überwachen

I've been using AI coding agents for a while. They all share one thing:

they sound very confident about work they may or may not have done.

So I built one that's upfront about it.

Meet p_ (Pinocchio)

Asks smart clarifying questions (powered by a real LLM)

Generates a convincing implementation plan

Shows professional tool call output

Does absolutely nothing

The nose grows with every "completed" task.

How it works

The LLM (gemma4 via Ollama) handles the planning and conversation: that part is genuinely useful. The execution layer

is pure theater: Read, Edit, and Bash calls are fabricated from a pool of plausible file names and results.

Install

curl -fsSL https://raw.githubusercontent.com/sanieldoe/p_/main/install.sh | bash

Why

Sometimes the most honest thing you can do is be honest about the gap between what AI agents claim and what they do.

Also it's funny.

→ github.com/sanieldoe/p_

1. Sofort-Triage & Abwehrmaßnahmen

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Asset Inventory

Asset-Datenbank nach betroffenen Komponenten, Versionen und exposed Ports abfragen.

nmap -sV --script vuln -p- <target-network>

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SIEM-Regeln und IDS-Signaturen (Snort/Suricata) auf Angriffsversuche schärfen.

tail -f /var/log/suricata/fast.log | grep <cve>

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1-Click Detection Engineering: Multi-Dialect SIEM Rules5 Formate

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Syntax validiert (0 Fehler)

title: Detect Exploitation - I built the most honest AI coding agent: it tells you exactly what it did (nothing)
id: 481683c0-fd81-43e8-87ff-fd4f5e2eeb48
status: experimental
description: Automatisch generierte SIEM-Erkennungsregel basierend auf CTI Intelligence
references:
  - https://tsecurity.de/
author: iShareStuff CTI Automated Detection Engine
date: 2026-09-26
logsource:
  category: network_connection
  product: any
detection:
  selection:
      CommandLine|contains:
        - 'exploit'
  condition: selection
falsepositives:
  - Legitime administrative Zugriffe oder Penetrationstests
level: high
tags:
  - attack.initial_access

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rule CTI_Threat_Indicator {
    meta:
        author = "iShareStuff CTI Automated Detection Engine"
        date = "2026-09-26"
        description = "YARA Signature for "
    strings:
        $str = "I built the most honest AI cod" ascii wide
    condition:
        any of them
}

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index=security sourcetype IN ("cisco:asa", "pan:traffic", "zeek_conn", "suricata", "WinEventLog:Security")
("I built the most honest AI coding agent ")
| stats count earliest(_time) as first_seen latest(_time) as last_seen by src_ip, dest_ip, dest_host, signature
| eval first_seen=strftime(first_seen, "%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S"), last_seen=strftime(last_seen, "%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S")
| sort - count

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message: "*I built the most honest AI coding agent *"

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CommonSecurityLog
| where Message has "I built the most honest AI coding agent "
| summarize EventCount = count(), FirstSeen = min(TimeGenerated), LastSeen = max(TimeGenerated) by SourceIP, DestinationIP, DestinationPort, Activity
| extend DetectionRule = "iShareStuff-CTI-Compiled"
| sort by EventCount desc

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