Need help, but not the typical type

I decided to go for Arch Linux since it is 100% customizable, but didn't download and install it yet, so, I am looking for someone to help me and take me through the whole process of setting up my OS from scratch (from installing the OS till the very end, please)

If you're willing to help me, it would be really appreciated, contact me through the Reddit Chat please, I will reply within a time span of 3 weeks (ik it's too long, but I won't have a constant and stable internet connection for the duration), I will provide you with further contact details when I reply...

Thank you.