⚠️ The Ministry of Silly Bugs: Triangulating Apple’s Undocumented Daemons (and why osanalyticshelper is a very naughty boy)

TL;DR: We stopped trusting NVD’s notoriously vague "Apple-Other" categorisationand built a four-stream triangulation engine using CISA KEV, Wayback Machine caching, and Random Matrix Theory (RMT). Turns out, Race/TOCTOU bugs are a complete academic red herring. The real daemon screaming in mathematical agony is osanalyticshelper, throwing a...