Error'd: The Song that Never Ends?

"Watch to the end", the scammers demand. In today's episode of Error'd, the end is a long
time coming.
But at least it's amusing. In the meantime, Amazon irked and/or terrified
thousands of their customers last week by mailing out ridiculously inflated
bills. It's been covered extensively elsewhere but why should we miss all the fun?

It was
Willy who worried
"Amazon prices seem to have crept up this month, finance
are going to have something to say"

Dave A. is on the horns of a dilemma.
"Is it optional or required? Make up your mind, TAP!
I'm TAPping my fingers waiting for you to decide."

"This rating is through the roof!" exclaims a regular who wants to be
Anonymous today.
"We're done with linear rating scales. Now you can have
5 stars on both X and Y axes. Also, given
this is for a company that cleans roofs, we can
make a joke this rating is out of the roof,
and out of the <div> as well. In case you're
interested and in case you want take a screenshot yourself:
https://mijndakschoon.nl/" It's real; I checked.

Richard H. found a flubstituted email.
"Quickbooks here reminding me that I failed to pay invoice
number "{{rand_invoice}" Or this might be a scam/phishing email. Hard
to tell." I'll bet {{money}} on scam.

B.J. H. is usually quite concise. Usually.
"If this is ALL NORMAL I'm worried what will happen
in an emergency"