The 502 That Wouldn't Die: Debugging a Broken Apigee Eval Org From the Ground Up

A real-world war story of chasing an Apigee X evaluation organization from "Server Error" to "Hello, Guest!" — the hard way, with gcloud, curl, and a lot of patience. TL;DR I spent hours debugging a persistent 502 Server Error on a fresh Apigee X evaluation organization. The Cloud Console showed every provisioning step green. The Apigee Management...