Last week of summer with our interns we skipped the goodbye lunch and booked an esports arena. Split them into teams. Valorant. Best of whatever until the room kicked us out. I run go to market at a startup. I have sat through a lot of team exercises. Trust falls. Escape rooms. A guy with a flip chart. None of them came close to what I watched for... Weiterlesen
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I Watched Our Interns Play Valorant for Three Hours. Put Your Rank on the Resume.
Last week of summer with our interns we skipped the goodbye lunch and booked an esports arena. Split them into teams. Valorant. Best of whatever until the room kicked us out. I run go to market at a startup. I have sat through a lot of…
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title: Detect Exploitation - I Watched Our Interns Play Valorant for Three Hours. Put Your Rank on the Resume.
id: 2eef4a6f-695f-4853-a6cc-72acce4eb644
status: experimental
description: Automatisch generierte SIEM-Erkennungsregel basierend auf CTI Intelligence
references:
- https://tsecurity.de/
author: iShareStuff CTI Automated Detection Engine
date: 2026-09-25
logsource:
category: network_connection
product: any
detection:
selection:
CommandLine|contains:
- 'exploit'
condition: selection
falsepositives:
- Legitime administrative Zugriffe oder Penetrationstests
level: high
tags:
- attack.initial_accessSyntax validiert (0 Fehler)
rule CTI_Threat_Indicator {
meta:
author = "iShareStuff CTI Automated Detection Engine"
date = "2026-09-25"
description = "YARA Signature for "
strings:
$str = "I Watched Our Interns Play Val" ascii wide
condition:
any of them
}Syntax validiert (0 Fehler)
index=security sourcetype IN ("cisco:asa", "pan:traffic", "zeek_conn", "suricata", "WinEventLog:Security")
("I Watched Our Interns Play Valorant for ")
| stats count earliest(_time) as first_seen latest(_time) as last_seen by src_ip, dest_ip, dest_host, signature
| eval first_seen=strftime(first_seen, "%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S"), last_seen=strftime(last_seen, "%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S")
| sort - countSyntax validiert (0 Fehler)
message: "*I Watched Our Interns Play Valorant for *"Syntax validiert (0 Fehler)
CommonSecurityLog
| where Message has "I Watched Our Interns Play Valorant for "
| summarize EventCount = count(), FirstSeen = min(TimeGenerated), LastSeen = max(TimeGenerated) by SourceIP, DestinationIP, DestinationPort, Activity
| extend DetectionRule = "iShareStuff-CTI-Compiled"
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