Why I Stopped Clicking "Create Alert" in the Cloud Console

What I used to do Every time I set up a new server, I'd go into the cloud console and manually click through the UI to set up alerts "tell me if CPU goes above 80%", "tell me if this server stops responding", that kind of thing. It worked. For one server. Where it broke When I had 5 servers instead of 1, I noticed something: only some of them had...