Rendering share cards on Cloudflare Workers with satori and resvg-wasm, and the 4 things that broke

Commit Archive is a yearbook for GitHub repos. Every archived project gets a share card, and every contributor gets a portrait card with their numbers and a superlative like "Most Likely to Commit After Midnight". That means a lot of PNGs: a 1200x630 Open Graph image per project and a 1080x1350 card per contributor, generated on demand. The whole...