Twelve pricing tabs open. Neon, Hetzner, Supabase, Prisma, Scaleway, OVH.

My database is half a gigabyte. I was comparing ten-terabyte price curves.

At some point this week I typed the words "I am super lost here" about my own infrastructure. I advise companies on this exact class of decision. That sentence still came out of my hands.

If you...