First, here's the original version (with a little help with wordsmithing you can recognize as ChatGPT):

Heads up, Linux world.

There’s a storm brewing — not of tech, but of conscience.

People are waking up to the fact that closed-source platforms are actively enabling illegal wars and the mass killing of civilians. Microsoft and Google engineers have been fired for protesting their companies’ role in the slaughter of Palestinians. Apple erases Palestine from its maps and silences employees who speak up. And across the so-called "free world," dissent is being criminalized.

This isn’t about preference anymore. It’s about principle.

So don’t be surprised if a lot of good-hearted but non-technical folks start pouring into our world — looking for something better, looking for tools that aren’t complicit.

They’ll need patience, support, and guidance. And we’ll need to remember why we’re here.

Get ready.

Now I asked it to generate these for entertainment then decided to share here.

1. Macho Man Randy Savage

OHHH YEAHHH!

Listen up, Linux brothers and sisters! The times are changin’, and the cream — yeah, the cream — is risin’ to the top, dig it?

Big Tech? They’re breakin’ bones and breakin’ trust, oooooh YEAHHH. Using closed-source code to bomb the innocent, fire the righteous, and wipe whole people off the map like they never existed. That ain’t just dirty — that’s evil, man!

But the people are wakin’ up, YEAHHH! They’re droppin' Windows, slammin' shut the Apple gate, and comin’ to us — the Open Source Maniacs! They might not know their sudo from their elbow, but they’ve got heart, they’ve got guts, and they’ve got purpose, YEAHHH.

So grab your keyboard, put on your terminal shades, and be ready to help! Because a FLOOD of freedom fighters is comin', and we’re gonna make this revolution LINUX-POWERED, OHHH YEAHHH!!!

2. Yoda

Troubled, the world is. Shadows fall, and truth, silenced it becomes.

Closed, the source is. Used it is… for war, for death, for profit. Fired, the voices of conscience are — brave engineers, speak they did. Gaza… cries out. But answer, corporations do not. On maps… missing, Palestine is.

But wake, the people begin. Seek truth, they do. Seek freedom. Seek Linux.

Come they will — kind, confused, determined. Help them, we must. Teach them, we shall. Patience, we need. For right, this path is. For justice, it stands.

Rise, the open source must. Yes. Mmm.

3. Malcolm X

Brothers and sisters,

It’s time we understood what’s happening here.

Closed-source technology is not neutral. It is being used — actively — to wage illegal wars, to bomb entire populations, to erase lives. The tech giants are not simply complicit. They are participants. Microsoft. Google. Apple. They fire those who dissent. They silence those who speak for justice. They profit while the bombs fall.

But the tide is turning.

More and more people are beginning to see the truth. They are waking up. They are rejecting the tools of oppression. And they are turning to Linux — not because it’s convenient, but because it’s right.

Many will come. They may not know the language of bash or terminal. But they come in good faith, and they come with fire in their hearts. We must welcome them. We must guide them. And we must remember — this movement has always been about freedom.

Not just for code. But for people.

By any means necessary.