There's no standard status page, and other lessons from tracking 96 providers

Your Slack won't load. Is it you, your VPN, the office wifi, or Slack? You open Slack's status page and it's green. It's often green while you're clearly down, because a company updates its own status page after it confirms an incident — not the moment you feel it.

I spent the last few months building

I'd genuinely like to know two things in the comments: which providers you'd want tracked next, and what would make the API useful inside your own monitoring. I'll be writing up more of the internals (the uptime rollups, the fail-open API) — follow along if that's your thing.