Most people use OpenTelemetry and SigNoz to watch their CPU usage, find memory leaks, or figure out why their API is taking 400ms instead of 200ms. But for the Agents of SigNoz Hackathon (Track 3: Observe Anything Weird), I wanted to do something completely different.

I didn't want to watch hardware. I wanted to watch hackers.

That is how Triage...