I pointed a "team of AI agents" at a real feature request. It actually compiled.

I'll be honest, I clicked into this one ready to be annoyed. Every other week there's a new "AI dev tool" that turns out to be a chat window with a system prompt and a GitHub star-begging README. I've burned enough evenings on those to be suspicious by default. But a friend pointed me at ohmyaistaffs last week — a self-hosted, single-binary thing...