I put a whole Laravel app inside php-wasm on a phone. Here is what broke.

php-wasm is usually shown running a snippet in a browser tab. I wanted the opposite: the entire Laravel + Livewire app, with vendor/, running on the device, inside a WebView, with no server anywhere. That is what NativeBlade does, and pushing php-wasm that far exposes a set of problems that do not show up in a playground. This post is about those...