My local 7B thinks "kill a Python process" is a violent crime — and my regex beat it

I burned a cloud IP address doing AI safety testing. Then I moved the whole operation onto a 7-billion-parameter model running on CPU in my own lab. The first thing it did was flag a Python tutorial as a violent crime. This is the story of both failures, and what they taught me about how we measure AI safety. Failure 1: the IP address Cloud safety...